Friday, July 30, 2010

I AM HERE ↓

I have definitely had my ups and downs in life but this week takes the cake as THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE. Ok no it wasn't but I do dramatic well and I did have several more rough patches than usual so I'm just gonna go with it.

I got in trouble by a superior this week (why does that word have super in it? plenty of superiors are not super. Maybe I'm just misspelling it which you will find is a big possibility as you continue reading my blog). The thing is we were 15 minutes into the 20 minute lecture until realizing that I was in trouble due to Mr. Superiors extremely heavy accent and penchant for nervous laughter. So here I am thinking we are having a good old conversation and bonus cause he thinks I am really funny although all I have said nothing when he starts getting louder and louder and a bit red.

That's the last I really remember because I am good at blocking out tragic events in my life. That is also why I don't remember much of 8th grade.

The next day I come to work to discover a "Trojan" on my computer. So most of my Tuesday morning looked like Horatios...



(Ah a classic)

And the whole time I am thinking oh no they are now going to do an audit of all the stuff I have ever looked at on my computer ever to see where it came from and I can't recall but I am pretty sure my bff Perez Hilton is not actually on the list of approved sites to visit considering I work in finance and not for TMZ.

Then a meeting I busted my butt for got cancelled 10 min beforehand, then my superior told his superior of his issues with me,then I found out my friends had a party and didn't invite me (ok they live in Lubbock and I live in Houston but I am still sad because I miss them), and then I lost ten dollars(ok not really on the 10 dollars). So now that I have depressed myself all over again by reminiscing I am moving on with my life. I am heading to Dallas to see my Mama and she will listen to me wine about my problems as much as I want and then she will say well that idiot guy doesn't he know you hung the moon? And then she will take me to six flags for a pink thing and if you don't know what that is you haven't truly lived.

Oh and the silly junk described above is nothing. Especially compared to the Anderson's week. Randy and Kathy Anderson were our sunday school teacher in college and his precious son has been fighting a terrible infection all week and has already been labeled a miracle boy for all he has come through-Thanks to Jesus! Please keep them in your prayers as it seems they still have a long road ahead.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Who am I?

Hello, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Kylee. Actually, if you don’t know me get out of here creeper! Just kidding. First blog joke, look at me it’s like I’m the next Big Mama. If you don’t know who that is then you should really check her out because she is one of the funniest people I have never met. Some of my personal favorite BigMama blog entrys include ‘shoebox fiesta floats’ parts 1-27.

I have been a closet blog stalker for at least a year (probably more but I would have to ask
Ashley when I admitted it to her and then add 6 more months so maybe more like 2 years).
It was wasn't too long after getting married and about the hundredth story of, ‘I have this friend and they recently bought this awesome house or told me this hilarious story or had a great idea” that Jay realized I don’t have that many friends and started to ask who the heck I was talking about. It was then I had to sheepishly say ok well I read it on this blog. And he was all like whose blog? And then I was all NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS (because I felt stupid). For a while he made fun of me then he told me I should start my own. I knew that was just impossible cause then I would have to think of a name.

I firmly believe there are two kind of people in this world: 1.)Bloggers and 2.)Those who try over and over again to start a blog but become paralyzed by the thought of trying to create a blog title that is equal parts funny, inspirational, clever, provides the cure to cancer and rhymes with your last name of Hosefenctor.

So I am making the jump from the latter to a blogger. Below shows a peek into my blog name brainstorm that went on for 6 months (thank u 4th grade writing TAAS test prep for such important life skills like the brainstorm, an introduction, conclusion and how to never start a sentence with the word ‘and’):


1. Class clown the lady found
Jay being the class clown and I the lady but Jay didn’t get it and although I was impressed with my rhyming skills I’m not really that much of a lady.


2. Daniel Days
Just fine but taken. Like all forms. But blogger did suggest ‘
kylee-danieldays’ AND ‘danieldays-kylee’ which does have such wonderful ring to it so thanks for that
3. Better off Wed
MY FAVORITE but taken by some girl I don’t know who is hilarious. Don’t ask me how I know. Cause I don’t know her and I don’t read peoples blog I don’t know cause that would just be embarrassing.


4. Definitely the Daniels
Good but puts an ‘s’ at the end of Daniel and in normal life that’s not how it should be and apparently it is like the thorn in the side of all Daniel families everywhere. I have been a Daniel for only 1 year I already understand it’s my cross to bear. Plus I hate the word definitely (and condiments but the word plantations is super fun to say)

5. The Daniel Duo
It was pretty much the first thing Jay suggested after hearing my sad excuse for a brainstorm list.

And that’s how I came to my conclusion.

*Disclaimer: Just cause I started a blog does NOT indicate anything new or exciting happening in my life now or in the near future. That includes babies, moving to a certain “hub city”, and/or buying a house. But we did just use craigslist for the first time to get 2 rocking chairs. So buckle up because clearly it’s gonna be a wild blog!